1. A book of fold and mail that’ll serve as mini time capsules the kid can open when they’re all grown up. Hello PRICELESS gift!!

2. A tortilla hat and blanket set that’ll improve their baby-swaddling skills (if they already know how to properly wrap a burrito) or their burrito-wrapping skills (if they already know how to swaddle).

3. A super soft milestone blanket  so they’ll remember to take plenty of pics at every stage. They just grow so fast! 😭

4. A cushy bath time helper for the couple who already has an Insta handle picked out for their kid — can you say artfully-arranged photo op? Plus it actually makes bathing a baby bloomin’ easy!

5. Or a pair of red bottomed moccasins any Louboutin-lover would adore. Honestly, if no one buys these for Cardi B’s baby, I will be so disappointed.